The Revolution will not be televised
Around 10pm tonight I was in the middle of deep meditations (taking a dump) when a loud crash came from outside my window. I assumed it was the frat boys in the complex beside mine and continued to go about my business. Suddenly sirens could be heard and I got a little curious. Suddenly all of my windows lit up with red and blue flashing lights, the police had come and seemed as if they were right outside my apartment. My first thought was "Oh shit it's a raid!" and proceeded to run around my apartment trying to gather up all of my stuff, not even bothering to pull up my pants. After a frantic search of my apartment I remembered "Oh yeah, I'm not a drug dealer, and I'm fresh out of drugs anyways..". However, the lights were still flashing and I could hear men yelling in a tone of authority. What was going on? Was it the revolution? Would it be televised? Finally I peeked out my window and found my answer. The local frat pit across the street from me ("The Library") was blocked off, two people had gotten into a head-on collision. That's the third accident there this week, if this keeps up hopefully all of the frat boys will die off. meh.