Mar 06, 2005 00:04
Ok, boys! Gather 'round for the tale of a man who's name shall not be mentioned!
I call it.... "An Ode To A Grampa". (Sung to the music of the 1960's Captain America Cartoon theme)
*clears throat* Eh-Hem! Ooooooh . . . .!
"~When Cra-hey-hey-azy Grampa chucks his cane,
All them who gets in the way may feel some paaaaaain~!
When it hits you in the shin, then knocks you 'cross the head....
And you hear Grampa's laughter ...oh You'll wish you were deaaaaaad~!!
Oh, when Cra-hey-hey-azy Grampa chucks his CAAAAAAAAANE!!"
END.