Eternal Sunshine of the ...
"Random thoughts for Valentlne's Day, 20XX.
Today is a holiday Invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap...It appears this is my first entry in six days...
Sand Is overrated. It's just tiny llttle rocks.If only I could meet someone new.
I guess my chances of that are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know."