So today I was going to bike home in the 110 degree weather after work. Then I thought, maybe I will wait around and see if it cools off a bit. Then out of nowhere comes this nearly-hurricane thunder/rain/wind business! Glad I decided to get some ice cream at herrells. So then I decide since there is thunder, wind, and rain, perhaps it would be best if I didn't bike home and instead took the bus and put my bike on the front. Then when I'm on the bus this guy says "I always thought people who bike in and then go home on the bus were lazy"
Yeah. Because you obviously bike all the time Mr. Sitting-on-the-bus man. I mean, you're biking home right now and getting hit by lightning and blown over by a gust of wind and unable to brake because you have an old fashioned bike with old fashioned brakes that don't work so well when your rims get wet, aren't you. Ugh. Asshole.
I didn't say that though. I said, "It's bad weather and my brakes don't work very well."
Then this guy tells me about how when he used to bike when he was a kid he paid close attention to how long it would take so he could get home on his bike. Because he can predict this crazy storm that came in out of nowhere. He also gave me all this old man crap about how he only had 3 speeds on his bike and he had to go up so many hills. I told him only one of my gears works so I have one speed.
That speed is fuck you. (I didn't say that part.)
/rant.
love
moseph
ps. anyone know why lj isn't letting me make lj cuts no matter how i try?