DODGEBALL NIGGA!

[mrfancypants144]

you dont even much know how much fun throwing balls at a middle schoolers head is.... i was freaking hurling them... my arm is going to be SOO sore tomorrow.. but it was completely worth it. some freaking angy 8th grade girl went freaking cammando on this kid.. let me give you a little backround on this girl.. all night she was bragging about being a black belt in some crazy ass karate and was talking shit to EVERYBODY including me.. so we nicknamed her "blackbelt" and chunked balls at her ALL night.. ok... so this little kid that freaking was hyper as hell. and he ran up to about 5 feet away from her and chunks a ball into her face.. it was about the funniest thing i had seen all night.. and then she was like "AHHH!!!!" and screamed some crazy ju-zit-zu war cry and started chasing the kid.. and i was like "oh this is going to be bad" so she catches this kid.. and puts him in a headlock... and then throws his ass to the floor... i was like "oh crap!" so i ran over to them and shes like lining up to kick him in the balls or something.. i dont know exactly what was going on.. but i didnt want to see her distroy this kids future as a dad... so im about to "intervene" when another middle school girl throws ANOTHER ball into blackbelts face.. so now she is like twice as pissed as she was before.. so she starts to go after the second girl and i got between them and kept her back and she was like "Fuck you!" and i was like "serious.. you need to calm the fuck down" and lindz stepped in and was all watching my back (props dogg.. good looking out for yo boy) .. so the girl walks away and shes still cussing at us and yelling stuff.. and andrewN was all like "you wont be saying that after we tell ms. turk" (which by the way.. turned out to be the most pussy thing said all night.. so way to go with that one N.) lol. but then you totally redeemed yourself when you chunked that ball across the gym and clocked that girl in the face.. that was sweet... she seriously was knocked off her feet and didnt get back up for a good 5 mins... i was proud. so dont worry about that "turk" comment.. ill let it go.. anyway.. tonight freaking ROCKED... except for the part when i was NAILED in the face with a freaking ball going like 25 mph.. which is freaking fast for a rubber bouncy ball.. especially when it clicks you dead in the nose.... all in all AWESOME night
Tonight freaking rocked....