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I feel like being vindictive and petty.
Why won't you give me an apple, apple man? I said.. GIVE ME AN APPLE!
Fine. I have an orange anyway. And a pear. In fact, this pear has been here for a week. A week before I even had a craving for an apple.
If you don't give me an apple, I'll eat this pear. So... give me an apple now.
Thanks. I'm so glad we've been reduced to five year olds.
Why won't you give me an apple, apple man? I said.. GIVE ME AN APPLE!
Fine. I have an orange anyway. And a pear. In fact, this pear has been here for a week. A week before I even had a craving for an apple.
If you don't give me an apple, I'll eat this pear. So... give me an apple now.
Thanks. I'm so glad we've been reduced to five year olds.