a lovely conversation i had this weekend TRUE STORY
I was talking with a friend i went to school with back in the day at Oktoberfest this weekend...our lovely conversation went something like this..
So how is your boyfriend doing? .me.
he is in jail. .her.
oh god.. what happened .m.
he got caught selling drugs. he is going to be in jail for awhile .h.
oh wow that is crazy. well is there any good news?? .m.
yeah i am getting my masters this year, i stoppend dancing and i have a really good job .h.
Dancing??? .m.
you had to have heard that i was dancing .h.
no? what do you mean dancing .m.
no one ever told you that?? i was dancing at stag parties from when i was 19 until i was 23. .h.
i had no clue? .m.
yeah i swear i never did anything bad .h.
well i never really asked if you did so it doesn't really matter .m.
well i really didnt (pause) well one time i did a line of coke off of this guys dick. .h.
haha. ok well i didnt really ask so it does not matter .m.
i know but i really didnt do anything bad... well one time i let a guy shave my pubic hair for $40. .h.
ok well i am going to get going now .m.
So how is your boyfriend doing? .me.
he is in jail. .her.
oh god.. what happened .m.
he got caught selling drugs. he is going to be in jail for awhile .h.
oh wow that is crazy. well is there any good news?? .m.
yeah i am getting my masters this year, i stoppend dancing and i have a really good job .h.
Dancing??? .m.
you had to have heard that i was dancing .h.
no? what do you mean dancing .m.
no one ever told you that?? i was dancing at stag parties from when i was 19 until i was 23. .h.
i had no clue? .m.
yeah i swear i never did anything bad .h.
well i never really asked if you did so it doesn't really matter .m.
well i really didnt (pause) well one time i did a line of coke off of this guys dick. .h.
haha. ok well i didnt really ask so it does not matter .m.
i know but i really didnt do anything bad... well one time i let a guy shave my pubic hair for $40. .h.
ok well i am going to get going now .m.