i stole this from Johnny, but mynes really fun :)
Step 1: Pick 15 movies you like.
Step 2: Find a quote you like from each.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movie the quotes come from.
Step 4: Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: DON'T GOOGLE THEM
1. It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?
2. Oh and last week I bumped into Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal and talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said that orange was the new pink was sadly mistaken.
3. This is Damien; he’s almost too gay to function.
4. I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, wearing this, wearing only this. ;) (Easy)
5. It’s a dumb ass white movie, about some dumb ass white girls, getting their white Asses cut the fuck up ok!
6. We’re looking for his son, Fabio.
7. You make me want to be a better man.
8. Hi do you remember me? No? I was in here yesterday and you wouldn’t wait on me…you work on commission right? Big mistake, huge. I have to go shopping now.
9. Wow that dress looks nice on you! Yeah thanks, its cause I have these great boobs to fill it out!
10. The world goes by pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
11. I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream
12. "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
13. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup... What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT…Smile. Don't smile…
14. Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
15. I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too
Step 2: Find a quote you like from each.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movie the quotes come from.
Step 4: Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: DON'T GOOGLE THEM
1. It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?
2. Oh and last week I bumped into Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal and talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said that orange was the new pink was sadly mistaken.
3. This is Damien; he’s almost too gay to function.
4. I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, wearing this, wearing only this. ;) (Easy)
5. It’s a dumb ass white movie, about some dumb ass white girls, getting their white Asses cut the fuck up ok!
6. We’re looking for his son, Fabio.
7. You make me want to be a better man.
8. Hi do you remember me? No? I was in here yesterday and you wouldn’t wait on me…you work on commission right? Big mistake, huge. I have to go shopping now.
9. Wow that dress looks nice on you! Yeah thanks, its cause I have these great boobs to fill it out!
10. The world goes by pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
11. I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream
12. "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
13. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup... What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT…Smile. Don't smile…
14. Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
15. I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too