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I recieved a phone call the other day, and whence pon tis it, i picked up, the person only said, "Have you led a good life?" I thought to myself sure. I got some good friends, fought crime, commited mass genocide on an alien race how tried to take over Earth. So yeah, my life is good.
The person who asked this question was the incragible Kevin Myers. He asks this because he purchased somethign for me that might change my life forever. He bought George Carlin Tickets!!! Now, this may not seem that impactful to you, and well, maybe its not, but the reason this is a milestone for me is because through various scienticfic and fictional tests and experiments, my friends and I have determined there is only two things that after which i can can be killed. Those are either getting married or seeing George Carlin Live. Sorry, Lan-Anh, but I haven't purchased the ring yet, so I guess that George Carlin will bring my fate. We determined that it must be these two events that allow me to die because after either my life will be complete. Up to know, I'm pretty sure I've been unkillable, but now I'm ready to fear death, or atleast look it in the eye, and say, "Fuck Off!!!"
Don't worry though, boys and girls, I have back up plans. Justin owes me money, and i'm not gonna die until he pays me back. Also, I swear if Justin leaves me that money in his will, I will have to come back from the grave to pisss on his.
In other news, George Carlin rocks, and this may come as a surprise and a lil depressing to some fo you, but Mike's beard may be gone. I have not yet confirmed the rumors, but Mike may have committed Beardacide. That bitch
The person who asked this question was the incragible Kevin Myers. He asks this because he purchased somethign for me that might change my life forever. He bought George Carlin Tickets!!! Now, this may not seem that impactful to you, and well, maybe its not, but the reason this is a milestone for me is because through various scienticfic and fictional tests and experiments, my friends and I have determined there is only two things that after which i can can be killed. Those are either getting married or seeing George Carlin Live. Sorry, Lan-Anh, but I haven't purchased the ring yet, so I guess that George Carlin will bring my fate. We determined that it must be these two events that allow me to die because after either my life will be complete. Up to know, I'm pretty sure I've been unkillable, but now I'm ready to fear death, or atleast look it in the eye, and say, "Fuck Off!!!"
Don't worry though, boys and girls, I have back up plans. Justin owes me money, and i'm not gonna die until he pays me back. Also, I swear if Justin leaves me that money in his will, I will have to come back from the grave to pisss on his.
In other news, George Carlin rocks, and this may come as a surprise and a lil depressing to some fo you, but Mike's beard may be gone. I have not yet confirmed the rumors, but Mike may have committed Beardacide. That bitch