O-bah-mah!
This morning. Nate has finished breakfast in the kitchen. He looks over at the refrigerator and sees the photo of Biden and Obama we have stuck there. Mike shows Nate the picture.
Mike: Look, Nate. Obama! Can you say, "Obama"?
Nate: O-bah-mah.
Mike: Very good!
Nate: O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: Good, Nate! Obama!
Nate: (Takes the photo and looks at the president and vice-president) O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: He's our president, Nate. President Obama.
Nate: O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: President Obama! He's a great guy.
Me: (Mock angrily) For God's sake, don't make it a "Grand Beloved Leader" thing! He'll turn on us!
Seriously. I can already see Nate becoming Republican just to piss us off.
Nate: (On 2030's version of Bill O'Reilly) "And I was frequently strapped down to a chair and indoctrinated in the socialist ways of President Barack HUSSEIN Obamanation. This was after I was forced to eat yogurt with my hands. My parents are dead to me."
Bill O'r2030: My God.
Nate: With MY HANDS, I say! To this day anything smooth and creamy makes me nauseous.
Mike: Look, Nate. Obama! Can you say, "Obama"?
Nate: O-bah-mah.
Mike: Very good!
Nate: O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: Good, Nate! Obama!
Nate: (Takes the photo and looks at the president and vice-president) O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: He's our president, Nate. President Obama.
Nate: O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah! O-bah-mah!
Mike: President Obama! He's a great guy.
Me: (Mock angrily) For God's sake, don't make it a "Grand Beloved Leader" thing! He'll turn on us!
Seriously. I can already see Nate becoming Republican just to piss us off.
Nate: (On 2030's version of Bill O'Reilly) "And I was frequently strapped down to a chair and indoctrinated in the socialist ways of President Barack HUSSEIN Obamanation. This was after I was forced to eat yogurt with my hands. My parents are dead to me."
Bill O'r2030: My God.
Nate: With MY HANDS, I say! To this day anything smooth and creamy makes me nauseous.