Apr 15, 2009 08:30
- 08:39 You can be my black Kate moss tonight. #
- 08:47 @ xgray It could be worse. They could be writing out sounds. "Then it sorta went clickety-click, then woon-urkk! I think it's the firewalls." #
- 08:49 If you follow 10,000 people, you aren't really following anyone. #
- 11:11 FYI: To those who engaged in ridiculous arguments with me-you're still out of your fucking gourd. #
- 11:29 I accidentally spelled out "Sexecutive" while writing a flier. That still makes me chuckle. #
- 12:23 @ semibold "File my briefs, Ms. Higgins! Oh! File them! File them!" #
- 12:40 @ mikesterling They grow like mushrooms, don't they? #
- 13:23 #teaparty You lost, you crazy bastards. Get over it. Incidentally, we're getting a hefty refund this year. And we're under the $250K minimum #
- 13:41 I think "Hun Joro" by Sigur Rós might well be my favorite song this week. #
- 14:01 On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? #
- 23:10 Uh, I thought I was just being a predictable smart-ass by calling it tea-bagging. They're really using that term? tinyurl.com/ckh3lc #
- 23:11 I mean, I first heard about tea-bagging the night I saw John Waters speak. PLEASE tell me Santorum will be present at a tea-bag party. #
- 23:29 @ lizz4 Calvin Coolidge for the world's most unpleasant to imagine three-way. #
- 23:34 I'd like you all to flood the Colbert Nation web site and demand that Stephen Colbert be named after me, Dan Kelly. #
- 00:37 Strangely, this book isn't writing itself. #
- 06:00 @ ohnoerino Yes, indeed. #