Cthulubootie

[mrdankelly]

A woman at work who is quite adept with knitting needles, offered to make Nate a pair of booties. She showed me a sample boot, explaining they were jester style, but when I saw the dangling coxcomb all I could see were Cthulhu tentacles. I showed her a picture of the Old One and asked if she could make them look like him. She said sure, and that she could embroider the eyes, so Nate won't say, "Mmmm, lunch!" when he sees goggly plastic eyeballs on his feet.

I told Mike this was the one hipster indulgence I'd allow myself: dressing Nate in thematic clothing. Anyone know where I can get him a Cannibal Corpse onesie?

I'm joking, of course. I know exactly where to get one.