This Is the Diary of a Crazy Person

Jul 20, 2007 10:19

Colonel Gentleman's List of Five Cereals mrdankelly Ate Excessively as a Lad

* Quisp
* Kellogg's Raisin Bran
* Lucky Charms (Filthy Irish)
* Cocoa Krispies
* Total Raisin Bran (Regularity was important to me.)

Then there was the sad box of Boo Berry that, after one disgusting sugary-blue bowl of milk and cereal muck, I could never finish. Mom finally threw it away after a month.

Colonel Gentleman's List of Five Obscure Soft Drinks mrdankelly Drank Obsessively at One Time

* Kayo Chocolate Soda (Admittedly, this stuff was foul. But I couldn't get enough of it.)
* Mickey Melon (Watermelony soda "invented" by Mickey Rooney that featured an illustration of Rooney dressed as a hick on the label. It was like drinking a Jolly Rancher.)
* Green River (Like drinking lime antifreeze.)
* Dog 'n Suds Root Beer
* 50/50 (I think my folks used this as a mixer with gin or something, but I couldn't get enough of it.)

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