My Fandom's Schlong Is Bigger
mrdankelly writes his one and only bit of highly predictable cross-over fanfic.
24 Hours of X-Files
One day, Scully and Mulder foudn the cigarette-smoking man. After looking longingly at each other and after Mulder soul-kissed Xander, Scully finally said somethign to Mulder who she was talking to while in love with him:
Scully: Mulder, this crusade will destroy you. Please, Mulder, stop.
Mulder: I can't, Scully. The truth is out there, but that black-lunged son-of-a-bitch won't tell us what it is.
Then Mulder cried manpain tears.
Cigarette-Smoking Man: Heh heh heh. It seems we're at an impasse, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: Blah blah blah.
Scully Blah blah weep blah. Weep weep. Blah.
Suddenly, a blonde man with blonde hair camed in and he was hot too with a smokey voice though he hadn't said anything yet. Mulder thought the blonde man was hot but felt ashamed of his uncommon desires. Scully also thought he was hot and wanted to "make love" to him because he was so great in The Lost Boys. The man was Jack Bauer which was his name, and he was a CTU agent with a gun. He would bend the law and even break it because it was the right thing to do.
Jack Bauer: Let me handle this, agents.
CSM: (Scoffs) Good luck, boy. I've watched presidents die!
Jack Bauer: WHERE IS THE TRUTH!?! (Shoots off CSM's ear then steps on his head) WHERE IS THE TRUTH, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD!?!! (shoots off his big toe) ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!!! AGGGGH!!
CSM: Eek!! We're keeping the aliens on ice at 45th and Wolcott! The black oil will be released on August 23, 2008! No more, I beg of you!
Jack Bauer: (To Mulder and Scully) And you couldn't get results like that in nine seasons? (Scoffs)
Then they all had teh orgy buttsecks.
24 Hours of X-Files
One day, Scully and Mulder foudn the cigarette-smoking man. After looking longingly at each other and after Mulder soul-kissed Xander, Scully finally said somethign to Mulder who she was talking to while in love with him:
Scully: Mulder, this crusade will destroy you. Please, Mulder, stop.
Mulder: I can't, Scully. The truth is out there, but that black-lunged son-of-a-bitch won't tell us what it is.
Then Mulder cried manpain tears.
Cigarette-Smoking Man: Heh heh heh. It seems we're at an impasse, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: Blah blah blah.
Scully Blah blah weep blah. Weep weep. Blah.
Suddenly, a blonde man with blonde hair camed in and he was hot too with a smokey voice though he hadn't said anything yet. Mulder thought the blonde man was hot but felt ashamed of his uncommon desires. Scully also thought he was hot and wanted to "make love" to him because he was so great in The Lost Boys. The man was Jack Bauer which was his name, and he was a CTU agent with a gun. He would bend the law and even break it because it was the right thing to do.
Jack Bauer: Let me handle this, agents.
CSM: (Scoffs) Good luck, boy. I've watched presidents die!
Jack Bauer: WHERE IS THE TRUTH!?! (Shoots off CSM's ear then steps on his head) WHERE IS THE TRUTH, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD!?!! (shoots off his big toe) ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!!! AGGGGH!!
CSM: Eek!! We're keeping the aliens on ice at 45th and Wolcott! The black oil will be released on August 23, 2008! No more, I beg of you!
Jack Bauer: (To Mulder and Scully) And you couldn't get results like that in nine seasons? (Scoffs)
Then they all had teh orgy buttsecks.