Random pre-kid Kid-Verse idea that popped into my head....

[mrcrybrilliance]

Warning, this may be squicky!

If you're male.  I suggest not reading.  Sorry, Elvis, but it's kind of... about periods.

Comments

[dhoney]

AWE-some! I can never break the damn seal & I had a similar experience the first time taking out the cup: "Whoa. That's my blood. In a cup."

I'm surprised it hurts coming out versus going in - my first time was wretched. I nearly gave up on it.

Awesome drabble - mostly 'cause I could relate to it. :)

[mrcrybrilliance]

I hope you've figured out how to get it out without it hurting! The first time, despite it not being physically possible, I thought it was trying to pull my intenstines out! But, dude, never going back!

Glad you liked it. Sorry you could relate (to the OMG PAIN part)!

Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[venusorbit1]

Wait, you have to make a seal? I just shove it up there and I pinch it with my fingers to make it come out. It's never gotten stuck. My vagina must be broken :(

Funniest part hands down:

The silence on the other line made it clear that her friend was still loss. "The muscles you use when having sex with Kadir."

"OH! My sex muscles!

Funny because: Ami knows how to put it to Minako so that she understands.

Re: Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[dhoney]

I never really make a seal as much as make sure the things not folded up and useless inside me, which has happened. And I'm with you on the coming-out-pinch - I'm a firm believer that they put that stem there for a reason & I don't know how people get it out once they trim that sucker off. *pats V* I'm sure your vagina is fine.

Re: Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[mrcrybrilliance]

I don't see how you can NOT cut the stem. It annoyed the hell out of me until I got rid of the thing. You push and pinch. :)

Also, you both make the seal or it would leak. But basically, that just means making sure it's open. It tends to do that on it's own. But it can make getting it out painful as hell if you don't, somehow, break it.

Re: Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[mrcrybrilliance]

Your vagina is fine, I'm sure. It pops open kind of own its own as long as it opens. :)

Though I can't imagine how you manage to exist with that stem!!

Re: Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[venusorbit1]

You shove it up faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Never feel it.

Re: Don't worry, I don't think El read past the intro statement

[dhoney]

Ha! That's what I was going to say, although I don't shove it up there so much as it disappears into the vortex that is my vagina. It's like the stem is its lifeline.