Classifieds
Title: Classifieds
Paring: Gabilliam
Point of View: First
Summary: It all started with a box, a tall brown box with the words 'Handle with Care' printed on it, and Ryland's douchebaggary.
Disclaimer: Title, from the song of The Academy Is. The plot is sort of a rip off from the song Classifieds and 'cause I remembered Chobits. Did I mention how I own nothing? Yeah..
Notes: AU, maybe probably out of character. I don't know. Not beta-ed Tell me if anything needs to be fixed :D
OKAY. So as you all know this should be chaptered and long. But when I found out there was a fic called 'One Day Robots Will Cry' I felt unoriginal and didn't feel like writing it anymore so I'm cut this short. I didn't want to just drop it 'cause I hate it when people do that. So I made an ending for it. Hopefully that covers it up. :)
The End
Today I left William at home so I could go to Ryland’s place bitch to him. I’ve been doing that a lot. And he’d end my bitching the same way every time.
“Stop your bitching. I am not some fairy godmother. I can’t turn him into a human.”
It kills me to know that. It’s been a week since I had him- it. Ryland said I have to get the fact that he’s an it not a he. Damn I feel so pathetic.
“Ryland what should I do?” I whine. I feel like a damn five year old.
“Well you could fuck him and get it over with.”
My head shoots up and I give him a disgusted look. I will not fuck a robot I have pride.
“Ryland I have pride. I will NOT do a robot.” I say crossing my arms and making a face.
“Very mature Gabe. But if you don’t get your sex drive in him you’re gonna end up dead.”
The mental images of my penis exploding and killing me flooded my mind. Aw fuck.
“Ry, I have to go.” I say standing up and grabbing my hoodie off his couch. I hear him say ‘bye’ before I leave and smile at him.
-
“William. I’m going to fuck you.”
Silence.
“No- That won’t do. Should I even do him? He’s like a robot. That’s got to be illegal somewhere.”
I sit in my car thinking of ways to break it down to him that I’m going to deflower him. Wait I think the term ‘deflower’ can only be for girls. I don’t know. Shit.
-
“Welcome home!”
Why couldn’t you be real? I let William hug me before I look him in his eyes. They have emotions. Why? I stare at him studying his face. I fell his hands on him cheeks before his face floods with worry.
“Gabe? W-what’s wrong?”
“You’re not human.” I say in a very hushed voice. I wasn’t sure if he could hear me, until he spoke up.
“You’re right Gabe. I’m not.” He sounds sad. Robots shouldn’t be allowed to sound sad.
“Why do you have emotions?”
“I don’t Gabe. I’ve been programmed. My reactions are based on everything in my memory chip.” William says dropping his hands to his side and sighing. It’s not fair. He seems so real.
“What where you made for?”
“To serve, to give company. I have little use.”
“Damn you, Ryland.” I breathe before leaning to kiss William. His lips are cold. I feel so empty. I pull back and whisper for him to make his body room temperature. He blushes. Robots aren’t allowed to blush.
I kiss him one more time. It’s a bit warmer and he licked his lips. I smile and move my lips against his. I feel his arms go around my neck. It all feels so real. It’s not fair.
I wrap my arms around his waist. He nibbles on my bottom lip. I open wide for him. Can he taste? I don’t know, probably not. I guide his leg to wrap around my waist as I lift him up and head for the kitchen counter. He sits on the counter and I slowly lift his shirt over his head.
This is so wrong.
I suck on his neck. It feels like any other human’s neck. He moans and takes my shirt off me. I sigh, but continue on. I lay him flat on the counter and thrust my tongue in and out his navel. He’s slim fingers grab onto my hair and pull.
“P-pants.”
I grab the pants Vicky bought him. They’re tight. I struggle with the button but when I pop it out the zipper was easy. I discard of his pants. No underwear. Not a surprise. I suck the tip of his hardness. He gasp. I stop and look at him. He
looks pissed that I stopped. I smile.
“William. Do you like chocolate syrup?”
“Is that really important right now?” I see his hands move to his erection and slowly jerks himself off.
“Just answer the question.” I say as I shed my jeans and underwear. (Yes I wear underwear you dumb-asses.)
“Yes I do.” He said with a pout.
I stand up and head to the fridge and pull out a Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup and head back to the counter smiling. Since he’s a robot I can have my sick fantasy. Right?
“Spread your legs.”
He does as he’s told. He won’t need stretching so with out hesitating I stick the spout of the bottle up his ass and squeeze the bottle. He gasps really loud and tries (and fails) to glare at me. I smile sweetly and pull the bottle away letting the syrup drip.
“Mmm- Tastey.”
I lick the dripping chocolate till my tongue meets his entrance then I stick my tongue in him. He moans and grabs at my curly locks again.
“G-g-gay-buhh.”
After I fuck him with my tongue I straighter up a bit before slicking my penis with chocolate syrup. I align my cock with his entrance and push in slowly. Even if he won’t feel anything. As soon as I’m all in he whimpers and squirms getting used to the feeling. But robots can’t feel I remind myself before I thrust into him before he’s used to it.
“Owww-“
I want to stop and give him time to adjust but I hear those words in my head.
He’s not human.
-
“Gabe?”
“Yeah?”
“I love you.” He says with a smile.
“You’re a robot you can’t love.” I reply with a frown
“I know. But I still love you."
I sigh.
“I love you too.”
Damn you Ryland.
Moar Notes: Sorry it sucks but I have school now so I was also in a hurry.
Other Chapters:
Prologue
Chapter One
Paring: Gabilliam
Point of View: First
Summary: It all started with a box, a tall brown box with the words 'Handle with Care' printed on it, and Ryland's douchebaggary.
Disclaimer: Title, from the song of The Academy Is. The plot is sort of a rip off from the song Classifieds and 'cause I remembered Chobits. Did I mention how I own nothing? Yeah..
Notes: AU, maybe probably out of character. I don't know. Not beta-ed Tell me if anything needs to be fixed :D
OKAY. So as you all know this should be chaptered and long. But when I found out there was a fic called 'One Day Robots Will Cry' I felt unoriginal and didn't feel like writing it anymore so I'm cut this short. I didn't want to just drop it 'cause I hate it when people do that. So I made an ending for it. Hopefully that covers it up. :)
The End
Today I left William at home so I could go to Ryland’s place bitch to him. I’ve been doing that a lot. And he’d end my bitching the same way every time.
“Stop your bitching. I am not some fairy godmother. I can’t turn him into a human.”
It kills me to know that. It’s been a week since I had him- it. Ryland said I have to get the fact that he’s an it not a he. Damn I feel so pathetic.
“Ryland what should I do?” I whine. I feel like a damn five year old.
“Well you could fuck him and get it over with.”
My head shoots up and I give him a disgusted look. I will not fuck a robot I have pride.
“Ryland I have pride. I will NOT do a robot.” I say crossing my arms and making a face.
“Very mature Gabe. But if you don’t get your sex drive in him you’re gonna end up dead.”
The mental images of my penis exploding and killing me flooded my mind. Aw fuck.
“Ry, I have to go.” I say standing up and grabbing my hoodie off his couch. I hear him say ‘bye’ before I leave and smile at him.
-
“William. I’m going to fuck you.”
Silence.
“No- That won’t do. Should I even do him? He’s like a robot. That’s got to be illegal somewhere.”
I sit in my car thinking of ways to break it down to him that I’m going to deflower him. Wait I think the term ‘deflower’ can only be for girls. I don’t know. Shit.
-
“Welcome home!”
Why couldn’t you be real? I let William hug me before I look him in his eyes. They have emotions. Why? I stare at him studying his face. I fell his hands on him cheeks before his face floods with worry.
“Gabe? W-what’s wrong?”
“You’re not human.” I say in a very hushed voice. I wasn’t sure if he could hear me, until he spoke up.
“You’re right Gabe. I’m not.” He sounds sad. Robots shouldn’t be allowed to sound sad.
“Why do you have emotions?”
“I don’t Gabe. I’ve been programmed. My reactions are based on everything in my memory chip.” William says dropping his hands to his side and sighing. It’s not fair. He seems so real.
“What where you made for?”
“To serve, to give company. I have little use.”
“Damn you, Ryland.” I breathe before leaning to kiss William. His lips are cold. I feel so empty. I pull back and whisper for him to make his body room temperature. He blushes. Robots aren’t allowed to blush.
I kiss him one more time. It’s a bit warmer and he licked his lips. I smile and move my lips against his. I feel his arms go around my neck. It all feels so real. It’s not fair.
I wrap my arms around his waist. He nibbles on my bottom lip. I open wide for him. Can he taste? I don’t know, probably not. I guide his leg to wrap around my waist as I lift him up and head for the kitchen counter. He sits on the counter and I slowly lift his shirt over his head.
This is so wrong.
I suck on his neck. It feels like any other human’s neck. He moans and takes my shirt off me. I sigh, but continue on. I lay him flat on the counter and thrust my tongue in and out his navel. He’s slim fingers grab onto my hair and pull.
“P-pants.”
I grab the pants Vicky bought him. They’re tight. I struggle with the button but when I pop it out the zipper was easy. I discard of his pants. No underwear. Not a surprise. I suck the tip of his hardness. He gasp. I stop and look at him. He
looks pissed that I stopped. I smile.
“William. Do you like chocolate syrup?”
“Is that really important right now?” I see his hands move to his erection and slowly jerks himself off.
“Just answer the question.” I say as I shed my jeans and underwear. (Yes I wear underwear you dumb-asses.)
“Yes I do.” He said with a pout.
I stand up and head to the fridge and pull out a Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup and head back to the counter smiling. Since he’s a robot I can have my sick fantasy. Right?
“Spread your legs.”
He does as he’s told. He won’t need stretching so with out hesitating I stick the spout of the bottle up his ass and squeeze the bottle. He gasps really loud and tries (and fails) to glare at me. I smile sweetly and pull the bottle away letting the syrup drip.
“Mmm- Tastey.”
I lick the dripping chocolate till my tongue meets his entrance then I stick my tongue in him. He moans and grabs at my curly locks again.
“G-g-gay-buhh.”
After I fuck him with my tongue I straighter up a bit before slicking my penis with chocolate syrup. I align my cock with his entrance and push in slowly. Even if he won’t feel anything. As soon as I’m all in he whimpers and squirms getting used to the feeling. But robots can’t feel I remind myself before I thrust into him before he’s used to it.
“Owww-“
I want to stop and give him time to adjust but I hear those words in my head.
He’s not human.
-
“Gabe?”
“Yeah?”
“I love you.” He says with a smile.
“You’re a robot you can’t love.” I reply with a frown
“I know. But I still love you."
I sigh.
“I love you too.”
Damn you Ryland.
Moar Notes: Sorry it sucks but I have school now so I was also in a hurry.
Other Chapters:
Prologue
Chapter One