...My Fortune...
So, we went to China Dragon tonight. Yep, I got out of the house. The house I have been inside since 11 am Friday morning till 6 pm now. That's 19 hours of sitting on my duff. Last night I fell asleep watching Lilo and Stitch the Movie. I watched pretty much the lamest movie I could find to punish myself for not having enough to entertain myself with, or enough money, or many friends.
Anyway, back to the China Dragon story. We definitely got the hardest booth to get in and out of, it was in the corner. Everyone complained the whole time. I was bored, almost too bored to eat. So, get this, the fortune cookie I got at the end of the night says: "You won't be bored for long! New adventures are on their way." now I don't know if that means I'm slowing coming down with a bad case of cancer, or that I just contracted AIDS and it's taking a while to come into effect. I don't knooowww.. I'm notta doctor.
What I do know is that is the most clairvoyant and idiotic fortune I've ever received. How's that for mixed feelings. Yeah, take that Chinese Food Cookie Writer Man... you WONT get my support THIS time! HA!
And I'm leaving.. so cram it in your cram hole, crammit.
Anyway, back to the China Dragon story. We definitely got the hardest booth to get in and out of, it was in the corner. Everyone complained the whole time. I was bored, almost too bored to eat. So, get this, the fortune cookie I got at the end of the night says: "You won't be bored for long! New adventures are on their way." now I don't know if that means I'm slowing coming down with a bad case of cancer, or that I just contracted AIDS and it's taking a while to come into effect. I don't knooowww.. I'm notta doctor.
What I do know is that is the most clairvoyant and idiotic fortune I've ever received. How's that for mixed feelings. Yeah, take that Chinese Food Cookie Writer Man... you WONT get my support THIS time! HA!
And I'm leaving.. so cram it in your cram hole, crammit.