Love
I seem to love scolding inanimate objects for their misdeeds, for example:
"Toaster OVEN, don't you let me catch you burning my bagel again. I'm warning you, this is the last time. I brought you into this apartment world and I can TAKE YOU OUT."
Ahhh, I'm so cliche.
"Toaster OVEN, don't you let me catch you burning my bagel again. I'm warning you, this is the last time. I brought you into this apartment world and I can TAKE YOU OUT."
Ahhh, I'm so cliche.