so much change, so little time
Candidly speaking, in some ways, sleeping in my car for the last month and showering/workingout/scoping out beautiful women at the gym just to take the new job at Boeing is better than staying at my parent's house because:
A. They drive me crazy
B. They drive me crazy
C. They drive me crazy
D. I miss having my own apartment except for the total lonely bachelor hangup thing....
as for the lonely bachelor hangup thing..I'll just try to get used to it. Relationships among people with my quirks/traits/gifts/limitations have a very low rate of success.
Besides, it doesn't help that I think everybody should just stop making babies for a good few years, at least. Too many kids + not enough people acting like parents = vicious cycle
Viva La Vasectomy! except...this plan only works if everybody, I mean EVERYBODY, stops. Instead, there would be expecting couples anyway who would have to be relocated to...Nebraska and things would probably play out more like prohibition and the mob would kidnap orphans to sell them as bootleg babies or something. They would run speakeasy daycares and sell applesauce and formula instead of hooch.
ok Chris! enough 3am crazy theories and shit.
A. They drive me crazy
B. They drive me crazy
C. They drive me crazy
D. I miss having my own apartment except for the total lonely bachelor hangup thing....
as for the lonely bachelor hangup thing..I'll just try to get used to it. Relationships among people with my quirks/traits/gifts/limitations have a very low rate of success.
Besides, it doesn't help that I think everybody should just stop making babies for a good few years, at least. Too many kids + not enough people acting like parents = vicious cycle
Viva La Vasectomy! except...this plan only works if everybody, I mean EVERYBODY, stops. Instead, there would be expecting couples anyway who would have to be relocated to...Nebraska and things would probably play out more like prohibition and the mob would kidnap orphans to sell them as bootleg babies or something. They would run speakeasy daycares and sell applesauce and formula instead of hooch.
ok Chris! enough 3am crazy theories and shit.