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What I've learnt today:
JDatUni> I can see you as the next Hitler.
MEatUni> Nah, Hitler was shit. I can see myself as the next Bill Clinton. Playing the sax, smokin a cigar, blowjobs under the desk.
JD> What, with monica lewinsky?
MEatUni> Nah, she was ugly hey.
JDatUni> You don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you're stoking the fire.
*nods*
I have much learn about being seedy, master.
JDatUni> I can see you as the next Hitler.
MEatUni> Nah, Hitler was shit. I can see myself as the next Bill Clinton. Playing the sax, smokin a cigar, blowjobs under the desk.
JD> What, with monica lewinsky?
MEatUni> Nah, she was ugly hey.
JDatUni> You don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you're stoking the fire.
*nods*
I have much learn about being seedy, master.