How was your day?
"Ugh, where's the line anymore? Well I got news for you.. it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey! BAM! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you 'BLAH BLAH BLAH' knowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul. THAT'S HOW MY FREAKIN' DAY WAS!"