death test

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 1, 2090
at the age of 98 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:












Cancer (27%)





Alien Abduction (12%)




Third Degree Burns (9%)




Homicide (8%)



Alcoholism (7%)



Loneliness (7%)


Heart Attack (5%)


Drowning (5%)