Dangerous Chocolate Faced Man-Monkey!

[mrbojangles226]

I'm very well spoken and polite... for a black person.

That was a compliment I got tonight.

A compliment.

Me: Excuse me, what?!
Cunt: *repeats*
Me: WOW! Thanks? I'm glad as a black person I learned how to speak semi-proper English.
Cunt: Thats not what I meant!
Me: Thats what you said.
Cunt: Well the black guys I get talking to me are usually very rude and ignorant. They act all abusive to girls!
Me: 'Cause white dudes are never rude or abusive towards women?
Cunt: ...when they are drunk...
Me: So when white dudes are sober they are always perfect fucking gentlemen?
Cunt: Thats not what I mean. I'm not racist!
Me: Oh ok! Thats good, because you just said some REALLY racist shit. So I'm glad you aren't racist! I was fucking worried for a second!
Cunt: Dude...
Me: ...
Cunt: ...
Me: ... *opens mouth* ...
Cunt: ...
Me: ...*closes mouth*....
Cunt: ...
Me: ...Ok then. *closes out tab*

Jeezas fucking christ. Ya know.... dude...

I want to hug all of you. LOL!

But, seriously that sounds like some shit Bridget would say. God I miss that little crazy bitch!

Armanster Out (AH)