Kevin the Klever
There was once a boy named Kevin. He was very clever. He did many clever things. Until one day, he did something that was not clever. He spelt "clever" with a "k", so it read "klever". And from then on, people did not refer to him as Kevin, but as Codface the Terrible. And so he became a pirate to adjust to his new name. By this time, he was a strapping young lad, and he scoured the seven seas. He fought giant rock beasts and even skeleton dinosaurs on the moon. As he reached middle age he decided he would retire from pirating and go into business. So he got a job at an office facility, where he went to work one day in a suit, and sat at a computer all day and worked in his little cubicle. Then one day, the office was attacked by Ninjas, and he escaped with his life...and his coffee mug that said "Big Hug Mug". Then he became old and rich. Somehow. He made a musuem of fascinating things, like idols from other countires, and masts of famous ships. And then, he became a robot, and lived in the City of the Future (tm) where he directed trafice as a police robot. And then one day, he directed a particularly odd line of traffic, and one of the on-lookers, said, "Eep ork moogle bumrum", because he was an alien, but what he really said was "Hey, that was pretty clever." And so Codface the Horrible became Kevin once again, and was the cleverest robot in all the land.