Online conversations are fun!

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Kalen: Did you get your X-BOX back from Zach?
Nathan: Nope.
Kalen: Mmm.
Nathan: Why?
Kalen: ‘Cause…
Nathan: Ruh Roh!
Kalen: …One of them exploded,
Kalen: and in its last puff of smoke,
Kalen: it said,
Kalen: “Tell Nathan I love him”
Nathan: X-BOX NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kalen: and I held it’s smoldering remains in my arms,
Kalen: the hot metal searing my flesh,
Kalen: and I cried,
Kalen: my tears flowing like the wines of ancient Greece…
Nathan: So...Wait, what?
Kalen: …And I said, “I am sorry X-BOX, I am so sorry…
Kalen: He never spent any time with you, did he?
Kalen: No, he did not know your true faithful love”
Kalen: and my tears spilt upon the deceased machine,
Kalen: and I set it to rest upon the floor of Zach’s basement,
Kalen: and I stood.
Kalen: I stood and I wept.
Kalen: I wept for the love that the X-BOX did not have.