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Ten random things about me
10. I have a secret army of hermit crabs that do my bidding, unfortunatly they all live out at Salt Creek. Man, I havn't seen those guys for ages.
9. At around 2 or 3 in the morning, I dress all in black, sneak out into the night, and break into anything I can, stealing nothing.
8. I once used a pair of cats as roller skates.
7. I was born with a hook instead of a left hand, but I've since got it removed, and swapped appendages with a pirate.
6. I can hold my breath for up to 3 hours, just as long as I can take a breath every 20 seconds or so.
5. Yellow, is in fact, not my favorite color.
4. I intend on owning a mansion with walls made of mirrors.
3. On Tuesdays, I play chess with Death. For sport, only.
2. If I slick back my hair, my morals reverse, and I become NegaKalen.
1. Instead of kidneys, I have potatoes.
Nine places I'(d like to have) visited
9. Neptune
8. East Eurasia
7. Hogwarts
6. The Emerald City
5. Courscant
4. Halloween Town
3. Slumberland
2. Narnia
1. Japan
Eight things I want to do before I die
8. Become a famous children's book author
7. Become a famous writer
6. Attain that level of awesomeness where I would be able to release a book of art called "The Art of Kalen Knowles" and people would know just who I am.
5. Own a giant robot.
4. Design characters for a videogame
3. Create a comic that encompasses a slew of fascinating characters and strange lands.
2. Become a famous film director
1. Fly
Seven ways to win my heart
7. Enjoy walkin/running/dancing/making love in the rain.
6. Have boobs and silky smooth hair.
5. Steal my heart.
4. Yes that's right, I said 'making love' in #7.
3. Make our wedding a Robot Wedding.
2. Start conversations by saying, "Man, Chain Chomps are awesome!"
1. Like everything that I like and then some, except for one thing that you think I'm silly for liking, and constantly tease me about it.
Six things I feel strongly about
6. Understanding cultures, Equal rights, hugging animals, etc.
5. Movies
4. Animated Films
3. Robots
2. Things I like
1. Nintendo
Five things I'm afraid of
5. Dr. Doom
4. The large crab monster that lives under my bed and tells me of his Irish Whisky collection.
3. The shoe in the alley on my way to school. I think it's a bomb.
2. Exploding glass
1. Being hunted.
Four of my favorite items in my bedroom
4. Rocket launchers. All of 'em.
3. The large glassy prism with the Earthman trapped inside.
2. My giant penny, and lifesize T-Rex.
1. The blade of steel which glows on nights where the moon is full, and points due south no matter how hard you try and move it.
Three things I do every day
3. Kill a man.
2. Unravel mysteries in my gigantic library.
1. Watch the rose petals fall, one by one.
Two things I'm trying NOT to do right now
2. Move out of the line of this laser sight connected to that bomb over there.
1. SMASH SOMETHING
One song I'm embarrassed to admit that I like
1. Volgon poetry
10. I have a secret army of hermit crabs that do my bidding, unfortunatly they all live out at Salt Creek. Man, I havn't seen those guys for ages.
9. At around 2 or 3 in the morning, I dress all in black, sneak out into the night, and break into anything I can, stealing nothing.
8. I once used a pair of cats as roller skates.
7. I was born with a hook instead of a left hand, but I've since got it removed, and swapped appendages with a pirate.
6. I can hold my breath for up to 3 hours, just as long as I can take a breath every 20 seconds or so.
5. Yellow, is in fact, not my favorite color.
4. I intend on owning a mansion with walls made of mirrors.
3. On Tuesdays, I play chess with Death. For sport, only.
2. If I slick back my hair, my morals reverse, and I become NegaKalen.
1. Instead of kidneys, I have potatoes.
Nine places I'(d like to have) visited
9. Neptune
8. East Eurasia
7. Hogwarts
6. The Emerald City
5. Courscant
4. Halloween Town
3. Slumberland
2. Narnia
1. Japan
Eight things I want to do before I die
8. Become a famous children's book author
7. Become a famous writer
6. Attain that level of awesomeness where I would be able to release a book of art called "The Art of Kalen Knowles" and people would know just who I am.
5. Own a giant robot.
4. Design characters for a videogame
3. Create a comic that encompasses a slew of fascinating characters and strange lands.
2. Become a famous film director
1. Fly
Seven ways to win my heart
7. Enjoy walkin/running/dancing/making love in the rain.
6. Have boobs and silky smooth hair.
5. Steal my heart.
4. Yes that's right, I said 'making love' in #7.
3. Make our wedding a Robot Wedding.
2. Start conversations by saying, "Man, Chain Chomps are awesome!"
1. Like everything that I like and then some, except for one thing that you think I'm silly for liking, and constantly tease me about it.
Six things I feel strongly about
6. Understanding cultures, Equal rights, hugging animals, etc.
5. Movies
4. Animated Films
3. Robots
2. Things I like
1. Nintendo
Five things I'm afraid of
5. Dr. Doom
4. The large crab monster that lives under my bed and tells me of his Irish Whisky collection.
3. The shoe in the alley on my way to school. I think it's a bomb.
2. Exploding glass
1. Being hunted.
Four of my favorite items in my bedroom
4. Rocket launchers. All of 'em.
3. The large glassy prism with the Earthman trapped inside.
2. My giant penny, and lifesize T-Rex.
1. The blade of steel which glows on nights where the moon is full, and points due south no matter how hard you try and move it.
Three things I do every day
3. Kill a man.
2. Unravel mysteries in my gigantic library.
1. Watch the rose petals fall, one by one.
Two things I'm trying NOT to do right now
2. Move out of the line of this laser sight connected to that bomb over there.
1. SMASH SOMETHING
One song I'm embarrassed to admit that I like
1. Volgon poetry