Hilarity Ensues on Urban Dictionary
OK, so I found a whole bunch of either hilarious definitions and sentences of word usage on this site. I thought I would share a few...
1. skeet
-semen, to ejaculate
Don't skeet on me.
1. Skeet skeet skeet
The phrase commonly used when a person is about to unload jism onto his partner.
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh skeet skeet skeet bitch
1. g g g g unit
What all the white people say in the halls of New Rochelle High School.
"G G G G Unit son"
"Shut the fuck up guido"
"Don't be hatin' I get my crew on yo ass cause I roll wif dem crips an' bloods nigga"
1. d block
rob someone blind
Origin: Lodi, New Jersey
That dumbass bytch left her purse right here. Im gunna d block her ass!
1. p service
Postal Service.
Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.
(and in case you were wondering about anarcho-rizzled...'Cause we were)
1. anarcho-rizzle
To make more efficient by way of anarchy.
Da free dawg said we should anarcho-rizzle the p service.
2. z
Letter often used by morons where S would be more appropriate. Sometimes denotes a plural, but may be included for no clear reason whatsoever. Tends to accompany aLtErNaTiNg cApZ and the substitution of letters with other ch4r4ct3r5. See also gay speak.
AiGhT PpL I g2g LaTeRZZZzz!!!!!!!11
1. gay speak
Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.
5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!
2. gay speak
crappy fucking talk used by losers who never see the sun, have annoying voices, and PwN nOoBs in counterstrike. example: www.pwned.nl
zeal whatever the fuck your name is: ROFL LOOK AT ME 1 34T 5-1T \00[3!?!@>#
1. skeet
-semen, to ejaculate
Don't skeet on me.
1. Skeet skeet skeet
The phrase commonly used when a person is about to unload jism onto his partner.
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh skeet skeet skeet bitch
1. g g g g unit
What all the white people say in the halls of New Rochelle High School.
"G G G G Unit son"
"Shut the fuck up guido"
"Don't be hatin' I get my crew on yo ass cause I roll wif dem crips an' bloods nigga"
1. d block
rob someone blind
Origin: Lodi, New Jersey
That dumbass bytch left her purse right here. Im gunna d block her ass!
1. p service
Postal Service.
Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.
(and in case you were wondering about anarcho-rizzled...'Cause we were)
1. anarcho-rizzle
To make more efficient by way of anarchy.
Da free dawg said we should anarcho-rizzle the p service.
2. z
Letter often used by morons where S would be more appropriate. Sometimes denotes a plural, but may be included for no clear reason whatsoever. Tends to accompany aLtErNaTiNg cApZ and the substitution of letters with other ch4r4ct3r5. See also gay speak.
AiGhT PpL I g2g LaTeRZZZzz!!!!!!!11
1. gay speak
Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.
5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!
2. gay speak
crappy fucking talk used by losers who never see the sun, have annoying voices, and PwN nOoBs in counterstrike. example: www.pwned.nl
zeal whatever the fuck your name is: ROFL LOOK AT ME 1 34T 5-1T \00[3!?!@>#