A BIG ISSUE
Sexual harassment is a BIG ISSUE!
I don't know why sexual harassment is a big issue
In my day sexual harassment was not such a big issue!
We did not make a fuss!
They were more carefree times
We thought nothing of sexually harassing up to ten or twelve people in a single day
Because back then people respected each other
Back then people were not so obsessed with political correctness and communist extremism that they went around condemning others for their belief in tradition and convention and sexual harassment
Back then, you weren't called a "square" just because you'd rather sexually harass each other than go to the latest Rick-Lee Coulter concert slash drug orgy
I remember my friends and I used to play for hours in the street, with no fear of getting run over by the milk cart or bitten by cats
And when we were done we would run to my house, where my mother would be waiting with fresh-baked cookies and orangeade
And we would sexually harass her
And she would not mind, because it was ALL IN GOOD FUN
Is nothing all in good fun anymore?
It seems like everything nowadays is all in bad fun
What happened to good fun?
What happened to sexual harassment?
Now it is a BIG ISSUE
But sexual harassers are people too
Unless they're not
For example, if you wake up one morning after a party to find a sheep performing cunnilingus on you, that sexual harasser is not a person
It is a sheep
But sheep are people too
BUT NOT LITERALLY
Sexual harassment is a big issue LITERALLY
But that doesn't mean we all have to be robots
In fact, that would be ridiculous
How would it even work?
We turn into robots?
We don't have the TECHNOLOGY
Isn't it amazing, we can put a man on the moon, but if we want to turn that man into a robot, we have to send him to the future where the technology exists
Unfortunately, the technology does not exist to send him to the future
So we might as well not send him to the moon at all
What's on the moon anyway?
Nothing, that's what
The moon's a fucking wash-out
No wonder astronauts are always sexually harassing each other, given how bored they are by the moon
Poor astronauts
I don't know why sexual harassment is a big issue
In my day sexual harassment was not such a big issue!
We did not make a fuss!
They were more carefree times
We thought nothing of sexually harassing up to ten or twelve people in a single day
Because back then people respected each other
Back then people were not so obsessed with political correctness and communist extremism that they went around condemning others for their belief in tradition and convention and sexual harassment
Back then, you weren't called a "square" just because you'd rather sexually harass each other than go to the latest Rick-Lee Coulter concert slash drug orgy
I remember my friends and I used to play for hours in the street, with no fear of getting run over by the milk cart or bitten by cats
And when we were done we would run to my house, where my mother would be waiting with fresh-baked cookies and orangeade
And we would sexually harass her
And she would not mind, because it was ALL IN GOOD FUN
Is nothing all in good fun anymore?
It seems like everything nowadays is all in bad fun
What happened to good fun?
What happened to sexual harassment?
Now it is a BIG ISSUE
But sexual harassers are people too
Unless they're not
For example, if you wake up one morning after a party to find a sheep performing cunnilingus on you, that sexual harasser is not a person
It is a sheep
But sheep are people too
BUT NOT LITERALLY
Sexual harassment is a big issue LITERALLY
But that doesn't mean we all have to be robots
In fact, that would be ridiculous
How would it even work?
We turn into robots?
We don't have the TECHNOLOGY
Isn't it amazing, we can put a man on the moon, but if we want to turn that man into a robot, we have to send him to the future where the technology exists
Unfortunately, the technology does not exist to send him to the future
So we might as well not send him to the moon at all
What's on the moon anyway?
Nothing, that's what
The moon's a fucking wash-out
No wonder astronauts are always sexually harassing each other, given how bored they are by the moon
Poor astronauts