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Oh, I don't even know what the fuck Twitter is. Some kind of bird-based communications technology, I guess. Lance Armstrong uses it. SO I suppose Lance Armstrong logs onto Twitter and types a message like, Hey Kidz, steroidz are bad (wink), and then there's a little sparrow inside his computer that carries his message to the world.
Twitter twitter twitter it says, twitter twitter twitter.
Then it returns to Lance and in a steroid-induced rage he kills it with his teeth. Screaming, screaming, he kills it. If you've never heard Lance Armstrong scream, you're probably in the majority of people in the world.
Sigh.
Wish I was a sparrow. Living in a computer.
Oh hell.
Twitter twitter twitter it says, twitter twitter twitter.
Then it returns to Lance and in a steroid-induced rage he kills it with his teeth. Screaming, screaming, he kills it. If you've never heard Lance Armstrong scream, you're probably in the majority of people in the world.
Sigh.
Wish I was a sparrow. Living in a computer.
Oh hell.