Ohhhhhhh

[mrbehemoth]

I've actually tried to avoid knowing much about Twilight so far. I find some of the comments I see about it amusing, but I fear knowing too much about it, because every time I learn something about it, I feel physical pain.

Teen vampire romance...OW!

Beloved by adolescent girls...OH!

Misunderstood angsty heroine...EEK!

Metaphor for sexual abstinence....AAAAHHHH!

Written by devout Mormon...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!