Things
Today, part 1: Things that are appropriate to say when speaking to a customer of your toy shop, but not as appropriate in the context of a sexual relationship:
"Well, why don't you give us a call a couple of days before you're ready to come, and we'll see if we've got it for you."
"Well, why don't you give us a call a couple of days before you're ready to come, and we'll see if we've got it for you."