When I'm blue...when I'm lonely...she comes through...she's the only one who can...

[mrbehemoth]

My son is now the world's biggest three-year-old Billy Joel fan. He has all the moves from the video of It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me down pat.

So I just have to work on turning him into an atheist and an overeater and I will truly have made him, Godlike, in my own image.