You're the University of California, Los Angeles!
While you maintain that entertainment is more important than
politics, you've always had just a bit of a chip on your shoulder about
being south of the best. But you carry so many similarities to your friend
in the north that you try not to think about it too much of the time. Had
you been around for the Trojan War, you would have fought on the side of
Odysseus. You really used to be unstoppable on the basketball court, but
that feels like forever ago. No matter what, you always have something
brewin'.
Take the
University Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.