Complete the equation:
Texas + July = (the correct answer is bolded)
(a) humidity
(b) hot weather
(c) sweat
(d) hypothermia
In case you were wondering exactly how cold my office is, I just changed my computer logon password to something I can type with only one hand because this means exposing only one hand to the harshness of the climate in order to check my email. You know that feeling when you drink way too much of something cold and you get the chills and nothing whatsoever seems to help? That very feeling attacks my internal body temperature relentlessly for eight hours EVERY SINGLE DAY. And no, Mr. Wise Man, there is no thermostat; that'd be far too convenient. Mark Cuban would be a very happy man if his team could beat the Heat as well as this building's central air conditioning system. As enlightening as this has undoubtedly been for you to read, I have now spent far too much time uncurled from the fetal position and should probably stop before I lose an extremity or something.
(a) humidity
(b) hot weather
(c) sweat
(d) hypothermia
In case you were wondering exactly how cold my office is, I just changed my computer logon password to something I can type with only one hand because this means exposing only one hand to the harshness of the climate in order to check my email. You know that feeling when you drink way too much of something cold and you get the chills and nothing whatsoever seems to help? That very feeling attacks my internal body temperature relentlessly for eight hours EVERY SINGLE DAY. And no, Mr. Wise Man, there is no thermostat; that'd be far too convenient. Mark Cuban would be a very happy man if his team could beat the Heat as well as this building's central air conditioning system. As enlightening as this has undoubtedly been for you to read, I have now spent far too much time uncurled from the fetal position and should probably stop before I lose an extremity or something.