man i can feel the bathtub full of ice already

[mrapol]

apol: i had an attractive girl tell me to come to london so she could show me around
apol: i'm thinking this entails sex so i'm all for it
apol: honestly
princess ryo: o ho
princess ryo: heheh
princess ryo: it entails STOLEN KIDNEYS
apol: oh god you're right
apol: but in a way that's sort of hot
apol: i think i'd give her a kidney
apol: we can negotiate something
apol: my penis in her, for one kidney out of me
apol: it's a win-win situation!