I am totally not into this crazy shit.
Being woken up at seven in the morning is totally not cool.
I rolled over and hit my alarm, and then realized it wasn't my alarm. It was that cool thing they gave us that lets us know about new hits. Only I don't get a notification unless it's a thing where something big's totally got to get blown up, or it's serious.
So if it's this early, I'm thinking it's serious.
I looked at the screen, and saw it. Sammy didn't kill her, there's The Snowflake, and the price on her head.
"Dude, so not enough." I yawned and rolled over again, and tried to ignore the beeping.
It stopped, and then started all over again.
"I got the first one." I turned back, trying to figure out how to shut the thing off, when I saw that it was a notice for another hit altogether.
Sammy.
"Dude. Dude you cannot be serious." I sat up, grabbing the thing and reading it, then got to my computer and started e-mailing some guys I know to find out the deal. No one knows what's up yet, just that Sammy didn't kill her.
And they're pretty sure he stuck with her.
So Sammy decided to stick with her. After all the lying Madame Snowflake did, Sammy decided to stick with her. That is totally crazy, dude. She's going to get him killed. And didn't I say that them getting married was totally a bad idea? I said that. Tons of times.
And now I've been totally proved right. And still he goes off with her.
Okay, maybe it's wrong. Maybe I don't know the whole deal. Maybe Sammy hasn't gone completely crazy, and he'll wise up, and kill her, and then the higher ups will totally forgive him for taking too long.
I mean, come on dude, look at the circumstances. They got married, they didn't know about each other, and now they do.
So maybe it's cooler than I actually know. Maybe it's all good.
If I get ahold of him, I'll find out for sure, but right now I totally have to wait, and it's so not cool.
I went and got myself some breakfast, figuring Mom was probably still asleep. I have to get her out of here soon dude, she's around way too much, and I know she's hurting since Dad died, but I need my own house back. It's totally been a while now.
I got some cereal, and then heard a knock at the door. Grabbing myself one of the handguns that I keep around, 'cause it's totally safer that way considering what's going on, I went over to the door and opened it.
... Dude, it's the lesbian ex girlfriend of the Snowflake. I can totally tell by the death look, and Sammy said she was a scary blonde. "Hang on a second." I shut the door in her face, put the cereal down on the a table in the hallway, and then opened the door and aimed the gun at her head.
"You're the crazy lesbian chick, right?"
I rolled over and hit my alarm, and then realized it wasn't my alarm. It was that cool thing they gave us that lets us know about new hits. Only I don't get a notification unless it's a thing where something big's totally got to get blown up, or it's serious.
So if it's this early, I'm thinking it's serious.
I looked at the screen, and saw it. Sammy didn't kill her, there's The Snowflake, and the price on her head.
"Dude, so not enough." I yawned and rolled over again, and tried to ignore the beeping.
It stopped, and then started all over again.
"I got the first one." I turned back, trying to figure out how to shut the thing off, when I saw that it was a notice for another hit altogether.
Sammy.
"Dude. Dude you cannot be serious." I sat up, grabbing the thing and reading it, then got to my computer and started e-mailing some guys I know to find out the deal. No one knows what's up yet, just that Sammy didn't kill her.
And they're pretty sure he stuck with her.
So Sammy decided to stick with her. After all the lying Madame Snowflake did, Sammy decided to stick with her. That is totally crazy, dude. She's going to get him killed. And didn't I say that them getting married was totally a bad idea? I said that. Tons of times.
And now I've been totally proved right. And still he goes off with her.
Okay, maybe it's wrong. Maybe I don't know the whole deal. Maybe Sammy hasn't gone completely crazy, and he'll wise up, and kill her, and then the higher ups will totally forgive him for taking too long.
I mean, come on dude, look at the circumstances. They got married, they didn't know about each other, and now they do.
So maybe it's cooler than I actually know. Maybe it's all good.
If I get ahold of him, I'll find out for sure, but right now I totally have to wait, and it's so not cool.
I went and got myself some breakfast, figuring Mom was probably still asleep. I have to get her out of here soon dude, she's around way too much, and I know she's hurting since Dad died, but I need my own house back. It's totally been a while now.
I got some cereal, and then heard a knock at the door. Grabbing myself one of the handguns that I keep around, 'cause it's totally safer that way considering what's going on, I went over to the door and opened it.
... Dude, it's the lesbian ex girlfriend of the Snowflake. I can totally tell by the death look, and Sammy said she was a scary blonde. "Hang on a second." I shut the door in her face, put the cereal down on the a table in the hallway, and then opened the door and aimed the gun at her head.
"You're the crazy lesbian chick, right?"