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Beth's... gay.
>> You and Yourself
1) What's your name? Eric.
2) Do you like your name? yeah
3) What other names were your parents going to name you? Ethan
4) And if you were born the opposite sex? ummm, don't know, don't care..
5) What is the most annoying name? alaina
6) What is the most attractive name? amanda, or nicole.
7) Ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex? no...
8) How often do you wash/bathe? twice a day.
9) Where do you shave? face, head...
10) How do you relax? smoke.
11) What are your pet peeves? my sister, her shit, and ummm, rain.
>> You and Others
1) Who is your best friend? prolly beth
2) Why are they your best friend? cause she supports me and puts up wit mah shit.
3) Do you have many enemies? nope.
4) Do you find it easy to get along with other people? yeah pretty much.
5) Do you talk to strangers? why not?
6) Prefer to talk to people younger or older than you? don't matter.
7) Are you patient when talking to others? sure.
8) How do you deal with people that annoy you? Kick em in the balls.
9) Would you say you are polite? yeah, some times...
10) Do you talk to your neighbors? yes.
11) If you see an accident or incident, do you inquire about it? nope.
>> You and Love
1) Are you in a relationship with anyone? hell yeah.
2) If so, do you think he/she is 'the one'? she very well could be...
3) If not, are you currently looking?
4) Would you ever have an affair, and why? no.
5) Do you agree with casual sex? no.
6) Would you have a relationship with someone that already had children? no.
7) How old do you want to be when you marry? anytime, after 20.
9) What would you call your future children? whatever.
10) Would you ever marry an 80-year-old millionaire? no.
11) What is your age limit for relationships? ummm, like 12... heh.
>> You and Life
1) What do you want as a future career? custom automobile fabricator.
2) What are your ambitions? get through high school.
3) How long do you want to live for? long eneough to smoke a bunch of weed.
4) Believe in growing old disgracefully? sure... hmmm.
5) How would you want to die? high as a kite.
6) How would you want your funeral? traditional Irish... everyone smoke a cigar and throw the ashes on mah grave.
7) Would you kill yourself if a loved one died? ummm no.
8) If you had one last request, what would it be? can i have some weed.
9) If you only had a month to live, what would you do? smoke alot.
10) What is the point of life? to smoke weed.
11) What are you living for? to smoke weed.
>> What is your opinion on...
1) The war against Iraq? gay, it should stop.
2) Discrimination? gay...
3) Smacking children? I say, go for it, you had it, you pay for, do as yah wish.
4) Football hooligans? what a bunch of fags.
5) The fire service strikes? ummm, gay.
6) Obesity? what a bunch of faggots.
7) Online dating? gay.
8) Adultery? gay.
9) Vegetarian diets? gay as hell, anyone who does that shit, should get roasted and ate...
10) Self harm? that is some gay shit right there.
heh, well that whole damn thing was gay.
oi oi
eric.
>> You and Yourself
1) What's your name? Eric.
2) Do you like your name? yeah
3) What other names were your parents going to name you? Ethan
4) And if you were born the opposite sex? ummm, don't know, don't care..
5) What is the most annoying name? alaina
6) What is the most attractive name? amanda, or nicole.
7) Ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex? no...
8) How often do you wash/bathe? twice a day.
9) Where do you shave? face, head...
10) How do you relax? smoke.
11) What are your pet peeves? my sister, her shit, and ummm, rain.
>> You and Others
1) Who is your best friend? prolly beth
2) Why are they your best friend? cause she supports me and puts up wit mah shit.
3) Do you have many enemies? nope.
4) Do you find it easy to get along with other people? yeah pretty much.
5) Do you talk to strangers? why not?
6) Prefer to talk to people younger or older than you? don't matter.
7) Are you patient when talking to others? sure.
8) How do you deal with people that annoy you? Kick em in the balls.
9) Would you say you are polite? yeah, some times...
10) Do you talk to your neighbors? yes.
11) If you see an accident or incident, do you inquire about it? nope.
>> You and Love
1) Are you in a relationship with anyone? hell yeah.
2) If so, do you think he/she is 'the one'? she very well could be...
3) If not, are you currently looking?
4) Would you ever have an affair, and why? no.
5) Do you agree with casual sex? no.
6) Would you have a relationship with someone that already had children? no.
7) How old do you want to be when you marry? anytime, after 20.
9) What would you call your future children? whatever.
10) Would you ever marry an 80-year-old millionaire? no.
11) What is your age limit for relationships? ummm, like 12... heh.
>> You and Life
1) What do you want as a future career? custom automobile fabricator.
2) What are your ambitions? get through high school.
3) How long do you want to live for? long eneough to smoke a bunch of weed.
4) Believe in growing old disgracefully? sure... hmmm.
5) How would you want to die? high as a kite.
6) How would you want your funeral? traditional Irish... everyone smoke a cigar and throw the ashes on mah grave.
7) Would you kill yourself if a loved one died? ummm no.
8) If you had one last request, what would it be? can i have some weed.
9) If you only had a month to live, what would you do? smoke alot.
10) What is the point of life? to smoke weed.
11) What are you living for? to smoke weed.
>> What is your opinion on...
1) The war against Iraq? gay, it should stop.
2) Discrimination? gay...
3) Smacking children? I say, go for it, you had it, you pay for, do as yah wish.
4) Football hooligans? what a bunch of fags.
5) The fire service strikes? ummm, gay.
6) Obesity? what a bunch of faggots.
7) Online dating? gay.
8) Adultery? gay.
9) Vegetarian diets? gay as hell, anyone who does that shit, should get roasted and ate...
10) Self harm? that is some gay shit right there.
heh, well that whole damn thing was gay.
oi oi
eric.