May 30, 2005 20:05
I stole this from some girl who commented on adam's thing no homo and her last name she said was HoHo. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NORTH JERSEY WHEN....
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls. - i never checked...freak!
Someone at the beach once called you a benny. - what's a benny
You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town. - yezzir
You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there. - uhh...what's CCM
You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan. - GO Broncos!!11
You have or know someone with mafia connections too. - mi padre
You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. - Go Broncos!!1
You have at least one friend who drives a truck. - 23986235 friends who don't
You've been camping. - ehh
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. - Mexico City
You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. - are they good?
You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York. - they forgot wayne
You've been to a party in the woods. - ehh
You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown. - which chinatown
You played in a P.A.L league. - b&gc
You liked the Jets even before this season. - Go Broncos!!11
You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. - my kitchen
You've been to the Sussex County Fair. - naw
You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. - no homo
At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. - i don't drive
Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. - hot 97
You think people from South Jersey talk funny. - becuz dey doo
Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music. - i've never had a job...
Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian) - moe's half irish
You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour. - depends on whether or not they tickle me no homo
You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks. - well in Zoolander…South Jersey is coal mining country
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Jersey. - I hope no one else takes this quasi-survey