Nope Nope

May 30, 2005 20:05


I stole this from some girl who commented on adam's thing no homo and her last name she said was HoHo. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NORTH JERSEY WHEN....

You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls. - i never checked...freak!

Someone at the beach once called you a benny. - what's a benny

You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town. - yezzir

You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there. - uhh...what's CCM

You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan. - GO Broncos!!11

You have or know someone with mafia connections too. - mi padre

You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. - Go Broncos!!1

You have at least one friend who drives a truck. - 23986235 friends who don't

You've been camping. - ehh

You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. - Mexico City

You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. - are they good?

You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York. - they forgot wayne

You've been to a party in the woods. - ehh

You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown. - which chinatown

You played in a P.A.L league. - b&gc

You liked the Jets even before this season. - Go Broncos!!11

You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. - my kitchen

You've been to the Sussex County Fair. - naw

You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. - no homo

At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. - i don't drive

Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. - hot 97

You think people from South Jersey talk funny. - becuz dey doo

Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music. - i've never had a job...

Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian) - moe's half irish

You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour. - depends on whether or not they tickle me no homo

You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks. - well in Zoolander…South Jersey is coal mining country

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Jersey. - I hope no one else takes this quasi-survey

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