There's no Justice in a speeding ticket.
Fuck Cops. i hate them. even the nice ones, because no matter what, you're getting that fucking ticket. just this morning, on my way to a job interview at Blockbuster, i was driving down 67th ave a little bit above traffic speed when some woman jumps out of the bushes and flails her arms at me. Now, i was concerned for this woman, so i stopped right past her, then went in reverse next to her. turns out she's a fucking cop and that i was above the speed limit.
FUCK COPS
there's something moronic about 67th ave. it's a very wide 4 lane road (2 each way), yet the speed limit is 35. if everyone went 35mph on 67th, the NOONE would get ANYWHERE and traffic would be hell. but the sign says 35 and the what the FUCKING sign says goes. I hate that shit. it's not helpful. I was going roughly 48 mph, just enough to keep me in the warning area for a 45mph zone, but the FUCKING SIGN says 35. assholes.
back to the whole FUCKING COPS thing. i returned to the woman out of concern for her well being, and she was thankful for that, and she was really nice about everything. but she still gave me a fucking ticket, and she wrote down my recorded speed as 50+, which means that i was going 15+ over the speed limit, not 10-14. costing me an extra $25 and an additional point off my license if i were to pay it. but she did have compassion, she said that if i took it to court there'd be a good chance that i could settle for a REDUCED punishment. fucking REDUCED. there went my faith in humanity.
moral of the story: be careful when helping people. they might just FUCK you over.
FUCK COPS
there's something moronic about 67th ave. it's a very wide 4 lane road (2 each way), yet the speed limit is 35. if everyone went 35mph on 67th, the NOONE would get ANYWHERE and traffic would be hell. but the sign says 35 and the what the FUCKING sign says goes. I hate that shit. it's not helpful. I was going roughly 48 mph, just enough to keep me in the warning area for a 45mph zone, but the FUCKING SIGN says 35. assholes.
back to the whole FUCKING COPS thing. i returned to the woman out of concern for her well being, and she was thankful for that, and she was really nice about everything. but she still gave me a fucking ticket, and she wrote down my recorded speed as 50+, which means that i was going 15+ over the speed limit, not 10-14. costing me an extra $25 and an additional point off my license if i were to pay it. but she did have compassion, she said that if i took it to court there'd be a good chance that i could settle for a REDUCED punishment. fucking REDUCED. there went my faith in humanity.
moral of the story: be careful when helping people. they might just FUCK you over.