another product of clinical depression
the top 5 worst people in the world:
5. the art student - has the same socio-political views as every other art student, yet considers itself an individual. hates religion. loves explaining its art to everyone. thinks a feminist painting is 'creative'. only watches films in black and white. loves to tell me what a horrible person i am. thinks meat is murder. could also fall into #3 and/or #2.
4. the guitar kid - aged 13 to 19. has long hair. wears t-shirts that say 'marshall' or 'fender' or whatever. thinks no one understands them. was sad when kurt cobain died. busks on broadway. thinks that jimi hendrix was important.
3. the peace activist - okay okay. george bush is dumb - we get it! i only want world peace so this type of person will have nothing else to do but contribute to society. and where were you when hitler was throwing people into ovens? i think a funny sign and a clever chant would have definitely solved that problem.
2. the marijuana activist - are you having trouble finding pot? and don't give me that medicinal argument. painkillers are legal - take some of those. please please please stop playing your bongos in the park and ruining my warm summer's day with your petitions and your used clothing and your false sense of purpose. closely related to number 3, but scored higher because this is a cause that helps no one.
1. the young go-getter business woman - there are more important things in life than proving to the world that you can make it in a 'male-dominated' environment. and i'm not opening that door for you. stop causing more traffic on my way to work in the morning and start satisfying my sexual and culinary desires.
i think i want everyone to hate me.
5. the art student - has the same socio-political views as every other art student, yet considers itself an individual. hates religion. loves explaining its art to everyone. thinks a feminist painting is 'creative'. only watches films in black and white. loves to tell me what a horrible person i am. thinks meat is murder. could also fall into #3 and/or #2.
4. the guitar kid - aged 13 to 19. has long hair. wears t-shirts that say 'marshall' or 'fender' or whatever. thinks no one understands them. was sad when kurt cobain died. busks on broadway. thinks that jimi hendrix was important.
3. the peace activist - okay okay. george bush is dumb - we get it! i only want world peace so this type of person will have nothing else to do but contribute to society. and where were you when hitler was throwing people into ovens? i think a funny sign and a clever chant would have definitely solved that problem.
2. the marijuana activist - are you having trouble finding pot? and don't give me that medicinal argument. painkillers are legal - take some of those. please please please stop playing your bongos in the park and ruining my warm summer's day with your petitions and your used clothing and your false sense of purpose. closely related to number 3, but scored higher because this is a cause that helps no one.
1. the young go-getter business woman - there are more important things in life than proving to the world that you can make it in a 'male-dominated' environment. and i'm not opening that door for you. stop causing more traffic on my way to work in the morning and start satisfying my sexual and culinary desires.
i think i want everyone to hate me.