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Sorry I haven't posted lately.
Mom's been mewing at Tubbs like crazy.
I haven't got time to update much
Because Mom likes Tubbs with touch
She thinks about him while she's in bed
And you know perfectly well, like I said
"Will Mom ever stop loving him?"
"Nope," she said. "Chances look slim."
She'd been eavesdropping when I talked
And then I walked, I walked, and walked.
All the way home I thought about Mom
I imagined: "He isn't out at a prom!"
Tomcats teasing Mom, throwing her down
Dragging her all around the town
I ran home the rest of the way
Then I saw Big-Mom. "Big-Mom, say...
Did you see Mom while you were outside?
Did tomcats tease her in a constant tide?"
She replied, "No." and headed back in
But Mom couldn't. Se wouldn't win!
I raced where she was, and pushed them away
('Them' meaning tomcats, in a way)
Tubbs came running. "Mattie! You're okay!"
He slid purring around Mom's paws
Ignoring Mom's 'Buts' and 'Naws'
She cried, "It's Teaks who did it!
He pushed those cats! He didn't kid it!"
Tubbs would stare at me in true shock.
"You saved Mattie?" he rumbled. "You - er - rock."
I turned away with nose in the air
Mom cried, "Get back there!"
I followed Mom's order, went to the pavement
Tomcats leapt on me, tried to sell into slavement!
But I pushed them away at the last second
Mom stared. "You're really crazy, I reckon."
ME-OWWWWWWWW!
Meow meow mermer!
Mom's been mewing at Tubbs like crazy.
I haven't got time to update much
Because Mom likes Tubbs with touch
She thinks about him while she's in bed
And you know perfectly well, like I said
"Will Mom ever stop loving him?"
"Nope," she said. "Chances look slim."
She'd been eavesdropping when I talked
And then I walked, I walked, and walked.
All the way home I thought about Mom
I imagined: "He isn't out at a prom!"
Tomcats teasing Mom, throwing her down
Dragging her all around the town
I ran home the rest of the way
Then I saw Big-Mom. "Big-Mom, say...
Did you see Mom while you were outside?
Did tomcats tease her in a constant tide?"
She replied, "No." and headed back in
But Mom couldn't. Se wouldn't win!
I raced where she was, and pushed them away
('Them' meaning tomcats, in a way)
Tubbs came running. "Mattie! You're okay!"
He slid purring around Mom's paws
Ignoring Mom's 'Buts' and 'Naws'
She cried, "It's Teaks who did it!
He pushed those cats! He didn't kid it!"
Tubbs would stare at me in true shock.
"You saved Mattie?" he rumbled. "You - er - rock."
I turned away with nose in the air
Mom cried, "Get back there!"
I followed Mom's order, went to the pavement
Tomcats leapt on me, tried to sell into slavement!
But I pushed them away at the last second
Mom stared. "You're really crazy, I reckon."
ME-OWWWWWWWW!
Meow meow mermer!