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[mr_sweatpants]

dear diary

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[deftruk]

oh my god,i have had the same feelings for you since the first time i layed eyes on you eating a waffle in the middle of the driveway piss drunk, well i was you didnt drink then but you soon changed for me and now were drunk 9 days out of the week which i think that means we had to invent some days to meet our quota, but i love you. will you marry me?

[mr_sweatpants]

I know

[mr_sweatpants]

i dont knwo what the fuck i am doing

[mr_sweatpants]

and to think people practically get off to doing livejournal

[deftruk]

i get off on livejournal everynight i open it up and type www.livejournal.com and then im like oh my god im semi hard so i just beat off anyway, i never really get the full erection and i think thats going to cause me problems downt he road cause my bodys going to get accustomed to being able to reach ejaculation without using the energy to firm up the fist, and then i wont be able to get it in, and anal? forget about it you need to be a fucking rock to insert it that way.

[mr_sweatpants]

good point

[mr_sweatpants]

so anyway whats new

[deftruk]

not so much, im just wishing i had a mouse so i could look at porn.. just the thought of a touchpad turns me off

[mr_sweatpants]

yeah right touch pads are teh best for looking at porn

[deftruk]

I DIDNT SAY TOUCH SCREEN I SAID TOUCHPAD, SORRY I WENT CAPS LOCK MODE

[mr_sweatpants]

it happens to the best of us i think it jsut means that lj just got you off again

[deftruk]

why do you have two niggers as an icon

[mr_sweatpants]

hahahhah
my sister likes them
ask her

[deftruk]

i guess it takes a minority to appreciate a minority

[deftruk]

and dont give me some gay excuse like im on call for 930 tomorrow, or i cant wear this in public i signed a paper

[mr_sweatpants]

hahah what teh hell are you talkin about