Multiple Choice
1. When I think of a letter, the letter I prefer to think of is:
a. a
b. b
c. c
d. all of the above
2. At this very moment, I am:
a. Older than I've ever been.
b. Just a little bit older than that.
c. Even older, death approaching.
d. Thankful for every wretched moment that remains
e. Taking a test, I think.
3. Sounds are vibrations and pass through matter. That means:
a. Every time someone belches, their lunch is touching my ears.
b. Every thing I say to you gets inside you.
c. Whale songs can be used to treat cramps.
d. We are living in a new Dark Ages.
4. When a child, you believed that you couldn't leave your bed while the lights were off because something might grab hold of your ankle the moment you set your foot on the floor.
a. This could be alleviated by leaping clear of your bed, as the thing's reach was probably limited.
b. It takes forever for the sun to rise, scientifically speaking.
c. What keeps it from digging its way up through the mattress?
d. I don't mean to wet the bed... it's just that urine burns it!
5. If there is an afterlife, I hope that:
a. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh man, that's rich!
b. All my friends can come.
c. It's worth the wait.
d. We are living in a new Dark Ages.
a. a
b. b
c. c
d. all of the above
2. At this very moment, I am:
a. Older than I've ever been.
b. Just a little bit older than that.
c. Even older, death approaching.
d. Thankful for every wretched moment that remains
e. Taking a test, I think.
3. Sounds are vibrations and pass through matter. That means:
a. Every time someone belches, their lunch is touching my ears.
b. Every thing I say to you gets inside you.
c. Whale songs can be used to treat cramps.
d. We are living in a new Dark Ages.
4. When a child, you believed that you couldn't leave your bed while the lights were off because something might grab hold of your ankle the moment you set your foot on the floor.
a. This could be alleviated by leaping clear of your bed, as the thing's reach was probably limited.
b. It takes forever for the sun to rise, scientifically speaking.
c. What keeps it from digging its way up through the mattress?
d. I don't mean to wet the bed... it's just that urine burns it!
5. If there is an afterlife, I hope that:
a. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh man, that's rich!
b. All my friends can come.
c. It's worth the wait.
d. We are living in a new Dark Ages.