Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I ~think~ I'm dry now. Those god awful pig bastards dunked me in warm water. Yes, and all the way up to my hind quarters. My tail just couldn't be helped. Then they started rubbing this green goo all over my coat. I'm usually not a cat for cuss words, but WHAT-THE-FUCK?
This--this is what a "bath" is all about?
But still I sit...pondering...plotting my vengeance. I already splashed the hell out of that eyeliner wearing hump....my pops. And that evil wench woman with the ungodly bottle of green goo...well, I'll get her good...though she is a wiley minx!
Well, go I must...I've still much more fur and licking to do.
This--this is what a "bath" is all about?
But still I sit...pondering...plotting my vengeance. I already splashed the hell out of that eyeliner wearing hump....my pops. And that evil wench woman with the ungodly bottle of green goo...well, I'll get her good...though she is a wiley minx!
Well, go I must...I've still much more fur and licking to do.