Conversation with Jessica theonlyoneiknow (none of you but her know her)
Because, she makes me laugh too.
bipolarclowns: i need soccer team support poster ideas, so far I have one that says "Eh, Its better then football" and one that just says "YEAH!"
bipolarclowns: now, give ideas, yo!
putty7AND1HALF: ok, you could have a picture of some mafia guys and it'll say "Play soccer or else"
putty7AND1HALF: then put a horse head in the beadof every prospective member of the team
bipolarclowns: now i only need, a bunch of horseheads...
putty7AND1HALF: oh, you can borrow mine]
putty7AND1HALF: i've got a collection
bipolarclowns: yeah, u r that type...
putty7AND1HALF: you gotta return them after you're done though
bipolarclowns: the, horsehead.. type...
putty7AND1HALF: yeah, that's me
putty7AND1HALF: i keep them on the shelf so that i can look at each one and say "hey! Why the long face?!"
bipolarclowns: HAHAHAHAHA!
bipolarclowns: thats going in myu profil;e
putty7AND1HALF: YES!
putty7AND1HALF: I HAVE REACHED PROFILE STATUS!
putty7AND1HALF: and then laugh because it's a dead horse head and dead horses can't talk
bipolarclowns: it wont fit with my idiana jones one
bipolarclowns: now i must make a decision
bipolarclowns: godamnit
putty7AND1HALF: you could make all the text black and white so there wouldn't be as much HTML
putty7AND1HALF: and see if that helps
bipolarclowns: YAY!
bipolarclowns: its like ur magical
bipolarclowns: but not
bipolarclowns: at all
putty7AND1HALF: :'(
bipolarclowns: because, it isnt real
putty7AND1HALF: IT'S NOT?!
bipolarclowns: except for santa claus
bipolarclowns: hes real.
putty7AND1HALF: oh, ok
putty7AND1HALF: thank god
bipolarclowns: :-D
bipolarclowns: youre in there!
bipolarclowns: under the great one about indiana jones
putty7AND1HALF: YESSSSSSSSS *to be said napoleon dynomite style*
bipolarclowns: of course
bipolarclowns: hmmmmm
bipolarclowns: hmmm
bipolarclowns: hmmmmmmmmmmm
putty7AND1HALF: my ring tone goes "C'mon, gimme some of your tots!"
bipolarclowns: is it a message from god?
putty7AND1HALF: only when he calls
putty7AND1HALF: and he is in my phone
putty7AND1HALF: i don't know if he's got my number though
putty7AND1HALF: but i've got his
bipolarclowns: is that where he lives???
bipolarclowns: boy was i wrong
putty7AND1HALF: i mean, i've got his number in my phone
putty7AND1HALF: sorry if i was a little vague on that
bipolarclowns: oh, oh, oh.... itd be cool if he lived in your phone though
bipolarclowns: hed be like a genie
bipolarclowns: but in a phone
bipolarclowns: and not really a genie
bipolarclowns: do you ever get mad at him for calling too much?
bipolarclowns: because, i do
putty7AND1HALF: oh shit! i was supposed to call him back
bipolarclowns: you jerk!
putty7AND1HALF: yeah
bipolarclowns: tsk tsk
putty7AND1HALF: he gets pissed when i forget
bipolarclowns: hes kind of a jerk anyway
putty7AND1HALF: not the god i know
bipolarclowns: really?
bipolarclowns: hes always come off as kin of mean to me
putty7AND1HALF: he gets a little irritating sometimes but he's a pretty cool kid
putty7AND1HALF: and by cool i mean i think he's fucking hilarious even if not many other people do
bipolarclowns: eh, hes kind of sick sometimes, the dead baby jokes are pretty amusing though
putty7AND1HALF: haha, yeah
bipolarclowns: REMEMBER, remember that one time with the, the, you know
putty7AND1HALF: what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a camaroe?
bipolarclowns: that, that was great
bipolarclowns: i dont know , what?
putty7AND1HALF: I don't have a camaroe in my garage
bipolarclowns: really? because i do
bipolarclowns: racist.
putty7AND1HALF: oh, i don't have nearly enough money to steal one of those
bipolarclowns: and by, camaroe i mean, i ride the bus...
putty7AND1HALF: haha
bipolarclowns: i need soccer team support poster ideas, so far I have one that says "Eh, Its better then football" and one that just says "YEAH!"
bipolarclowns: now, give ideas, yo!
putty7AND1HALF: ok, you could have a picture of some mafia guys and it'll say "Play soccer or else"
putty7AND1HALF: then put a horse head in the beadof every prospective member of the team
bipolarclowns: now i only need, a bunch of horseheads...
putty7AND1HALF: oh, you can borrow mine]
putty7AND1HALF: i've got a collection
bipolarclowns: yeah, u r that type...
putty7AND1HALF: you gotta return them after you're done though
bipolarclowns: the, horsehead.. type...
putty7AND1HALF: yeah, that's me
putty7AND1HALF: i keep them on the shelf so that i can look at each one and say "hey! Why the long face?!"
bipolarclowns: HAHAHAHAHA!
bipolarclowns: thats going in myu profil;e
putty7AND1HALF: YES!
putty7AND1HALF: I HAVE REACHED PROFILE STATUS!
putty7AND1HALF: and then laugh because it's a dead horse head and dead horses can't talk
bipolarclowns: it wont fit with my idiana jones one
bipolarclowns: now i must make a decision
bipolarclowns: godamnit
putty7AND1HALF: you could make all the text black and white so there wouldn't be as much HTML
putty7AND1HALF: and see if that helps
bipolarclowns: YAY!
bipolarclowns: its like ur magical
bipolarclowns: but not
bipolarclowns: at all
putty7AND1HALF: :'(
bipolarclowns: because, it isnt real
putty7AND1HALF: IT'S NOT?!
bipolarclowns: except for santa claus
bipolarclowns: hes real.
putty7AND1HALF: oh, ok
putty7AND1HALF: thank god
bipolarclowns: :-D
bipolarclowns: youre in there!
bipolarclowns: under the great one about indiana jones
putty7AND1HALF: YESSSSSSSSS *to be said napoleon dynomite style*
bipolarclowns: of course
bipolarclowns: hmmmmm
bipolarclowns: hmmm
bipolarclowns: hmmmmmmmmmmm
putty7AND1HALF: my ring tone goes "C'mon, gimme some of your tots!"
bipolarclowns: is it a message from god?
putty7AND1HALF: only when he calls
putty7AND1HALF: and he is in my phone
putty7AND1HALF: i don't know if he's got my number though
putty7AND1HALF: but i've got his
bipolarclowns: is that where he lives???
bipolarclowns: boy was i wrong
putty7AND1HALF: i mean, i've got his number in my phone
putty7AND1HALF: sorry if i was a little vague on that
bipolarclowns: oh, oh, oh.... itd be cool if he lived in your phone though
bipolarclowns: hed be like a genie
bipolarclowns: but in a phone
bipolarclowns: and not really a genie
bipolarclowns: do you ever get mad at him for calling too much?
bipolarclowns: because, i do
putty7AND1HALF: oh shit! i was supposed to call him back
bipolarclowns: you jerk!
putty7AND1HALF: yeah
bipolarclowns: tsk tsk
putty7AND1HALF: he gets pissed when i forget
bipolarclowns: hes kind of a jerk anyway
putty7AND1HALF: not the god i know
bipolarclowns: really?
bipolarclowns: hes always come off as kin of mean to me
putty7AND1HALF: he gets a little irritating sometimes but he's a pretty cool kid
putty7AND1HALF: and by cool i mean i think he's fucking hilarious even if not many other people do
bipolarclowns: eh, hes kind of sick sometimes, the dead baby jokes are pretty amusing though
putty7AND1HALF: haha, yeah
bipolarclowns: REMEMBER, remember that one time with the, the, you know
putty7AND1HALF: what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a camaroe?
bipolarclowns: that, that was great
bipolarclowns: i dont know , what?
putty7AND1HALF: I don't have a camaroe in my garage
bipolarclowns: really? because i do
bipolarclowns: racist.
putty7AND1HALF: oh, i don't have nearly enough money to steal one of those
bipolarclowns: and by, camaroe i mean, i ride the bus...
putty7AND1HALF: haha