It hurts so gooood...
"This is my back"
Mmmm... zoooooooomed.
My front isn't quite as bad.
But look how damn happy I am.
It hurts when I move or breathe,
but it's amazing.
It's funny because I took
EXTRA
precautions to keep my glasses safe,
but I still fucked them up.
Unfortunatly,
it's too long a story
to tell here in my current state.
If you REALLY care
(which you probably don't)
you'll ask me to tell you later.
Or call me.
Or something.
But where did all these cuts come from?
Who's blood is that on my shirt?
And why is my girlfriend so much cooler than Malcolms'?
That one's pretty obvious though.
Although,
in all fairness to Caitlin,
everyone is less cool than my girlfriend.