Sep 21, 2005 18:16
when i miss home, i eat a banana. you too can eat a banana, or a hot pocket. but if you're trying to be skinny or something, don't eat for a really long time, and then when you're about to die, eat a lean pocket. it's good.
you know what i was thinking while i was eating a banana? i was thinking that i would like to see a show entitled "Earth's Next TOP MODEL!!!" (yeah with the exclamation points and all), instead of "America's Next Top Model." whoever becomes our planet's next top model will probably be the most beautiful woman alive. and we can probably call her that.. "the most beautiful woman alive." but then what if she dies? she won't be alive. and how can we call her "the most beautiful woman alive," if she's dead? but it's okay she'll still be beautiful, and she probably will earn the title "the most beautiful woman ever to pass away." but then who cares? we won't be able to congratulate her for that.
but what if a dude became the Earth's Next TOP MODELL!!!!! if that was true, then i don't know what to say. but he's probably beautiful.