Its been a while since I've last posted. I appologize to all my frequent viewers. Last weekend was our first show in Boone. As most of you know by now it was pretty sick. Crowd got into it, we didnt mess up too bad, and none of us got arrested, well except for our current #1 fan andrew havas. We all feel bad for you but this experience has only made you cooler. Pat has parted ways with Tiffany for good this time. My condolences go out to both of them. Well the hurricane is slowly approaching and I have a class in one of the learning cottages tommorow! Hopefully i dont die but i have faith in the colonel and his code black warnings. Maybe he'll die? North game was sick the other day. Die Hopewell. We all managed to escape from the cops at the end of the day except for Pat. We were all chanting and caught up in the confusion when suddenly i saw this lazer pointer center on Pat's crouch region. The impact of the electrified projectile decimated his left testicle. Again, my condolences go out to you pat for your unfortunate weekend experiences.
( " FREEZE!!!, your testicles are mine" )