Parody of 'Chris Rice - Clumsy'

[mr_raven_blade]

The following is a parody of a song I personally feel they play too much on the Christian radio station that I am often forced to listen to. I created it partly to get the song out of my head, partly because it was the actual song that was playing in my head over the actual words to the real song. I'm probably going to catch sh*t for posting it here later, so enjoy.


You think I’d have it down by now
Been practicing for several years
I should have ran a thousand miles away
So what am I still doing here
Reaching out for that same old piece of forbidden fruit
I slip and fall and I knock my halo loose
Somebody tell me what’s a man supposed to do?

I get so clumsy
Then you say I'm foolish
You tell me I'm stupid
And then I feel so useless
But you’re saying you love me
but you’re still gonna leave me
And that you just wanna be near me
‘Cause I'm making my money
I'm still making my money, yea

I’m gonna say you are right this time
I’ll be wrong and I’ll let you be proud
I’ve talked to the Moon a thousand times
But your anger shows and my tears roll down (again)
Then You remind me You brought me from the dust
And I can never, no never, be good enough
And you’re not gonna let me be who I am.

I get so clumsy
Then you say I'm foolish
You tell me I'm stupid
And then I feel so useless
But You’re saying you love me
but you’re still gonna leave me
And that you just wanna be near me
‘Cause I'm making my money
I'm still making my money, yea

From where you stand
Your morality is up so high I can never reach it
To you my only hope is to accept your Jesus

I get so clumsy
Then you say I'm foolish
You tell me I'm stupid
And then I feel so useless
But You’re saying you love me
but you’re still gonna leave me
And that you just wanna be near me
‘Cause I'm making my money
I'm still making my money, yea