Need that extra "edge" at a party?
What you need:
- 1 or 2 bottles of Tequila
- Beer, beer, beer
- 2 friends, for added effect
- At least 2 of you wearing wife beater shirts (optional, but would make all the difference)
- Baseball bat
- Internet access, I guess it's safe to say you at least have that
- Blatant disregard for homosexuals
Next, get on your local gay and lesbian dating service/chat room & start "mingling" with your fellow ass thumpers. Faggots are filthy animals & will fuck anything that's willing to spread their asscheeks for them, so it shouldn't be too difficult.
Also, try picking a big burly black guy, it just seems funnier. You'll have to be in "queer mode" for a bit, but gain some kind of trust with whoever you're talking to. After playing sissypants for a little bit, invite them over to your party. Homos never turn down a party. Just don't act too gay or you might blow it. If you don't want them coming to your house, do it at your friend's house.
Drink some more while waiting.
You should know when your new victi.....I mean friend arrives because they'll most likely be driving something that a man shouldn't be driving, like a Mini Cooper or a pink Beetle.
After he parks and gets out of his car, wait until he takes about 6 steps towards your house. Then you and your friends run outside with the baseball bat while screaming, "There he is, get that faggot!!" and start chasing after him. I'll tell you, when you do this, queers grow fuckin' wings. This is why it's better to pick a big black guy, because nothing is funnier than some burly ass Tiny Lister looking mother fucker sprinting back to his car & peeling off. If they don't run, then I guess it's hate crime time, but I guarantee you they will.
